Send in the clowns....

Clowns.

Life and soul of a childrens party, as part of it as jelly and ice cream. Also scarier than a shit with teeth.

Let me give you an example:



See what I mean?? These creatures are just plain wrong, they're the embodiment of evil. In fact in medieval times they were used as a representation on the devil, so whats the deal with using them to scare children at parties?

It's not just that, its the whole lot. OK, we've all tried to get a few mates in the car on the way back from the pub - but all of your own kind? Doesn't work - no wonder their cars are always falling apart. The shoes - obviously something to hide. The make-up? - I'm not even sure if I want to even think about men wearing make up.

Perhaps I am clownophobic, it's possible, but I can't think of any reason to like them. In the entire of history I have only ever found one clown I liked, Krusty. And look at HIM! He drinks, gambles, womanises....what is there not to like? But he's not much of a role model for kids.

So from this moment on, I propose a pogrom on clowns. If you see one, kick him in the plums. If he's not looking, whack him over the head with a piece of pipe. We owe it to our children to rid the world of these evil creatures.

In other news, Ray Charles is dead. Bet he didn't see that coming.