Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful

But the fire is so delightful. But I haven't got a fire Bing, I haven't even got any 'corn for poppin', so that sort of blows your theory out of the water.

I've just finished work. Not bad when you consider I started at 7pm. What was the reason for the lateness this time? The weather. Or so they say.

Now perhaps I'm being a little bit unreasonable here, but when I spoke to my colleague last night he was sitting in a queue outside the Eurotunnel terminal, desperately trying to get on a train with about a thousand other lorry drivers. I wasn't overly happy about this, as I'm sure you understand, so I phoned the tunnel to find out what the problem was.

"It's because of the weather" they reply. When I asked them how they said there were a lot of delays because of the snow. I couldn't quite fathom this, I mean after all, it's a bloody tunnel. Now I'm not much of a meterologist, but even I'm pretty sure it doesn't snow in tunnels - esepcially ones that are under the sea.

I'm going to bed, I start work in 6 hours. 'night.