Snap, crackle and BOSH

This is terrible.

Last night was perhaps one of the finest performances that England have shown as a team, and I had to listen to it on the worst possible medium wave reception. It was so bad that at times you could almost understand what John Motson was saying.

I am certain that I annoyed the large majority of French drivers last night driving through Paris listening to the game, as any time that anything exciting was happening, I would slow down to listen to it before I went into a tunnel so as not to miss the fun. Then once I was in the tunnel I would drive like a headcase to get out of it again.

So, we won. So did the French. You know what that means - a France v England final is still a possibility. Believe me, if that happens then I am on the first plane out of here to go to a real English pub.

And didn't our young baby elephant do well. Another 2 goals and he's still only 18. Incredible.



Oh wait, thats not him.



That's the laddie.

Also, I still don't like fish. More on that to come.