It's a b.......

Or, more importantly, it isn't.

In a splendid display of spackiness, An inbred Norfolkian spent a long time holding a rusty piece of some Citroen suspension whilst cacking his pants. He became convinced that he had dug up a World War II bomb and called the emergency services (who marvellously left him hanging there for 5 hours!).

Imagine his relief when he found out the truth. Personally if it had been me I would have been disappointed that a) it wasn't a bomb, b) therefore it wasn't going to blow up and spare me the humiliation from all my mates for the next god knows how many years.

Link is here: Citroen C4