14 days later (or thereabouts)

It's been a long time since I posted, and you know why? Because bugger all has happened.

I've been sitting around watching DVD's, surfing the web and getting drunk and absolutely nothing of any interest at all has happened to me. Some of you may argue that this is quite the norm for my life, but I assure you sometimes things happen.

In fact, I'm only really posting this so that people know I haven't fallen down the stairs and got stuck or anything. I'm in the UK next week so maybe I'll get lucky and see a bank robbery or something.