Tissue of lies

OK, so I've just returned from another few days in the UK (seems like I'm spending more and more time there at the moment).

However, I can now bring you the final chapter in the legal saga of The Hero vs The Twat.

Friday just gone was the day. The big day. The stand up in front of judge and argue your case day. One that of course, was very successful for one party and very unsuccessful for the other. In case you hadn't realised from the tone of this post, I won. Not only won, but I litigally kicked his arse. NB I'm not sure if 'litigally' is a word, but it seemed to work quite well there, cos it sounds bit like literally.

If you remember from the previous post, an application was made by the Twats solicitor to dump him as he had obviously been telling porkies from day 1. This was finally successful, leaving the Twat to (hehe) defend himself. Let's put it this way, he's probably not going to be attending law school. My brief took him apart, the judge took him apart, my witness and I both had a stab at it and even he made a few points for my case himself.

The end result was a judgement of 100% liability for the accident to the Twat. What's that noise? Ahh, it's the sound of my full no-claims bonus returning to earth, along with the bag of money that will be decided in the near future. Divine justice.