Who wants to be a millionaire?

Well, personally, I wouldn't mind.

So bearing this thought, I have decided the best way to earn shitloads of money. How? you ask. Simple.

When we log onto to news websites in this day and age, what is the first thing you see screaming at you?

Iraq bombing kills x people

The bombing format of choice among our towel-headed friends appears to be the car bomb. There are a couple of these each day, with no sign of it abating. Therefore, it begs the question - where exactly are these people obtaining their vehicles? Do they have a preferred dealer? Do they buy them fatory new?

My proposal is thus. If I could become the general manager of a new company - call it Fudamentalist Bombing Supplies - I could offer a discounted rate on blow-up-able cars. Lets be fair, they probably don't need an inspection ticket/MOT so we can cut a few corners there. Profit!!

Some of you may argue that this is unethical - but it's going to happen anyway, so why not cream a few bucks off the top.

Hate mail to the usual address please.