Breaking news

Well, only one part of it is, and it's not breaking in the traditional sense.

Firstly, Happy New Year again to all the Rib Shack diners. We went out for an arse-rapingly expensive meal but it was cool as it lasted all night and I drank enough champagne to sink the Titanic. Hope everybody enjoyed it.

I'm working too hard again this week, hence why no posts for a few days, but I am here so please try not to worry too much.

Of course everybody has heard about the nasty tsunami business which fucked up rice crops and soul searching British holidaymakers across South East Asia recently. (You used to know them as tidal waves, but apparently thats not media friendly enough)

The really ironic part of this was the person who was waiting for an aid package, only to stand there and watch as the bulls-eye hopped-up US pilot dropped it on his van

Back to flight school, maverick.