Wankers
In an unprecedented knee-jerk reaction, the RIAA has teamed up with pornstar Jenna Jameson.
According to papers filed in Sacramento, California, the pair have instigated lawsuits against 130 individuals accused of illegal downloads of pornography, thus depriving both of them of an important revenue stream. RIAA spokesman Paul McPooden stated "The increase of downloads of pornography on the internet using illegal file-sharing programs has come to a head and we hope that the resolution of this case will be the climax of our war on this illegal theft"
However the news may not be all bad for the sad, lonely and those under 16 among us, one of the accused is a chief of police in California who has responded by lodging charges against Ms Jameson on counts of prostitution, as this clearly shows a person giving sexual favours for monetary gain; and subsequently against the RIAA on charges of pimping.
posted by Ribby at 6:09 PM
3 Comments:
What the fuck has the RIAA go to do with porn? I suppose more and more, since many female "artists" are resorting to whoring to promote album sales. Is Jenna Jameson embarking on a singing career?
The only thing her mouth is good for is sucking cock.
Just checking that people were paying attention.
It was, of course, a spoof story I made up. Maybe I should have said MPAA instead.
NB, try saying the fictitious spokesmans name in a Scottish accent. That should have given it away.
Hmmm... well you got me. Of course, with your knack for predicting the future I'm sure it won't be long before Jameson does start singing, and climb into bed with the RIAA.
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